2 Fails!: Blame It On The ...A ...A ...A ...A ...A ...Alcohol!

1st, this lady pisses herself...


and 2nd, this Nasty Mofo...


A man drunk on mouthwash who performed oralsex on his unconscious sister in Rainbow Park was sentenced tojail-time served and three years probation on Tuesday in Sarnia,Canada. The 38-year-old pleaded guilty to committing an indecent actMay 4 in the south Christina Street park. A publication ban was imposedto protect the sister’s identity.

The man doesn’t recall theincident but didn’t dispute it occurred, based on a witness’sstatement. A family visiting the park about 6:30 p.m. came upon thecouple on a park bench, police had reported earlier. Defence lawyerRobert McFadden noted his client was incomprehensible when arrestedbecause he and his sister had been drinking alcohol-laced mouthwash. The woman was intoxicated and unconscious throughout the incident.

The mother of the pair told McFadden she hopes her son didn’t realize the woman was his sister. She called it the low point in her son’s life of alcohol abuse,the lawyer said. “I can’t imagine it could get any lower,” repliedJustice Mark Hornblower, who agreed with McFadden it was a “disgusting”act.

McFadden said the man is ashamed of what he did and hasasked his mother and sister for forgiveness. “I believe the family canwork through this,” he said. The man told the court, ”I am going tohave to live with this ... I need to get help.”

Hornblowersentenced him to the 64 days served in pre-sentence custody and themaximum allowable probation term of three years. He directed the man toget help for alcohol abuse, including enrolment in a residentialtreatment centre.

He can have no contact with the witness whoreported the incident or his sister, unless the sister gives writtenconsent to a probation officer. He is also banned from any public parkif he has been drinking.

Posted by Dope Moke at July 9, 2009
Categories: Fails
Tags: alcohol
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